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Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.
Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.
Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?
Friend: Fractions
when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.
When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.
Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.
When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half
The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?
Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.
Hey fecktard.this dinner is expensive! Shed a half a yard to cover the tab!"
Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!