Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

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Kick a ginger day 2

On October 31 kick a ginger and they be to stupid to hit you back.

Me: It’s Kick a ginger day 2
Friend: uh oh

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Kangaroo drop kick

Kangaroo drop kick is when the female while having sex kicks the male in the throat and then punch him in the ass making him num but making the pain go right towards the dick making it feel good

My dick feels so good it's like she kangaroo drop kick me

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national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.

kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh

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I will kick you in the face.

Term used predominantly by white girls whenever they feel threatened or offended.

Person 1: Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him what you said about Omar.
Person 2(presumably a white girl): If you do I will kick you in the face.

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kick it old school

when someone wants have sex with someone, and/or kick it, thats what they say

tom~"hey, angela, you wanna kick it old school?"
angela~ " yeah, like a movie or something?"
tom~ "what kind of movie?"

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ass-kick-o-holic

-somebody who likes to kick ass
-or somebody who'd beat you or someone els ceveral times with a game or something

- come on let's kick some ass
... dude take a break you ass kick o-holic

- haha i beated you again loser, thats the 16th time =)
... fuck, you're such a ass kick o-holic

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