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Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.
Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."
I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home
Something you say back when you don't know what to say
A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!
A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have
Allison is a miracle on two legs.
When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners
LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol
It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!
Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!
YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH