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When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.
Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)
Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming
When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.
I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.
As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
When your are about to fall asleep and you feel like you are about to get hit by something or fall out of bed so you have a full body twitch and you wake up.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Full Body Twitch) WOE, I just got sleep-bombed!
A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed