Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.
I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.
A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)
Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????
...what?
The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.