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Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022


Daniel 5-E

That one roblox hacker kid who is best friends with romeo 5-E. also pretty dumb /j

Daniel 5-E supports dniym! deez nuts in yo mouth

by TypeShitEnthusiast May 24, 2021


5 Finger Slipper

Someone who uses their hand to please another man.

I heard Alyssa is a 5 Finger Slipper.

by ClassyShrek May 18, 2021


The golden 5 enders

Are a series of words which are used to tell someone to shut up in persian. And they are used either alone.or together to emphasize on the level of annoyance that person is experiencing. Sometimes the user would say "ayy" to further emphasize their point. Ex: AYY KOOFT.

Kooft: shut up
Dard: pain
Marg: death
Maraaz: Disease
Zahre mar: snake's toxin

S:so I found out she has herpes
Y: ah man you definitely have herpes now.ha ha ha

S: kooft. Dard. Marg.Maraaz. Zahre mar.

These are the golden 5 enders

by Loooooooooooooooooooooooooo999 April 2, 2019


Hand Hug 5

When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.

Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment

by talalalh January 25, 2015


Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis August 3, 2013

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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.

"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023