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When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).
If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.
I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.
Unchaining your pillow can be used in many different ways
Describing how beautifully poetic something is
or
to talk around NSFW topics
Example 1:
This poem was so beautiful, it unchained your pillow
Example 2:
I want to unchain your pillow later?
slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head
june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.
Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.
You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.
Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.
one of the most powerful words in existence, can not be countered by "no u".
only say this when up against a powerful force
"bro I didn't know it was your golden scar bro"
"too late for that"
Billy licked his lips knowing the power of what he would say next would stop the world from turning.
"your gramp a tramp"
john was zapped out of existence to find himself floating in a continuous loop of pain and suffering
Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
A place where you can just relax and let your guard down.
Gallaghers is a great bar to just chill at and rest your spurs without stressing about your day.