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shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.
summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.
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a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos
budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat
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When a man tucks his penis back and down between his legs. He then backs up and the women sucks it from the backside with his butthole lined up at her nose.
Jenifer gives the best Mexican blowjob
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when all mexicans start humping in Tijuana at midnight!
Tijuana urban areas have mucho mud hills. Hombres & mujeres hump at midnight some houses slde down hill.
ho ho ho Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Say it 3 times Like an american fire drill.....
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1) Action: A dance that displays an act of confusion. There tends to be many background items that can distract a viewers eyes. This dance has no strict plot or rhythm. The dance originates from the Mexican heritage to be late and in a state of disarray.
2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.
1) I went to the Rodriguez house and watched Juan perform the Mexican Shuffle while I admired his clock collection in the background. It confused me.
2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.
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An alcoholic shot.
Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Tequila (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Tabasco sauce
Small piece of a Dill Pickle.
Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.
Put a small amount of Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).
The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,
1. Lick the Tabasco
2. Shoot the tequila
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat
I blacked out last night from all of the mexican cheeseburgers at the bar.
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The cockroaches that live in the house of someone who has no pets.
Janel couldn't afford a hamster for her bambinos, so she just let them play with their little brown mexican pets
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