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Phillip Castro

Sexy male with luscious dreads or braids.
Best athlete
Gets plenty of girls
Incredibly smart

Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet

Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know

Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!

by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019


Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022


Omar Castro Playz

Omar is a big simp he is a yandere wanna be

Omar Castro Playz is a simp

by Spiritspade August 27, 2021


Castro Way

A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.

Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food

by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 30, 2024


dylan castro

Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida

Dylan castro is Relative of Fidel castro

by Crist bow May 23, 2021


Dylan castro

Dylan castro is a former YouTube star born in November 4 2008 in Florida. He was best known for his stunts and crazy Saxaphone skills. In December of 2020 his account was deleted and can no longer accesse into YouTube.

Dylan castro is a very cool kid

by Crist bow May 23, 2021


Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.

Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*

by 4bigguys December 9, 2021