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Basil Brush is an elephant.
Yes - contrary to popular belief that he is either a squirrel or a fox. Basil Brush is actually an elephant.
Read the description below - how can you doubt it?
el·e·phant /ˈɛləfənt/
–noun, plural -phants, (especially collectively) -phant for 1. any of several carnivores of the dog family, esp. those of the genus Vulpes, smaller than wolves, having a pointed, slightly upturned muzzle, erect ears, and a long, bushy tail.
2. any of numerous arboreal, bushy-tailed rodents of the genus Sciurus, of the family Sciuridae.
3. any of various other members of the family Sciuridae, as the chipmunks, flying squirrels, and woodchucks.
Basil Brush likes to eat peanuts and bananas.
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One who feels it necessary to walk around for absolutely no reason at all while brushing his/her teeth.
Person 1: "God, i hate my new roommate. He walks around the entire appartment pointlessly while he's brushing his teeth."
Person 2: "Oh man, you got stuck with a brush-walker? Damn, that blows ass."
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An instrument used for painting.
I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.
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A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.
She used her taint brush on my ass when she was giving me sloppy head.
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When you wake up late for something you don't often have much time at all to brush your teeth & so you give them a quick 10-20 second going over with your toothbrush before you spring out the door.
'Fucking woke up late for work again & had to resort to ye olde Ghetto Brush'
'You really gotta start getting outta your wankpit earlier ya jew'
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A unique utensil used in professional kitchens, it will get into the nooks and crannies.
so named for the regular use by an old woman named sonia.
worker 1: Hey, have you seen the sonia brush?
worker 2: yeah it's on the table!
worker 1: thanks buddy, don't know where I'd be without my trusty sonia brush