(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.
(n) The perineum.
(n) A fat witto winky.
1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."
"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."
"Shut up!"
2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."
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A chode is either:
1)A small fat person
2)A dick wider than t is long
3)The area between ur genitals and arse
1)shes a ryt chode
2)He told me 2 suk his chode
3)Ur mum lickd my chode
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I very small penis that no girl would want in her
Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes
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In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill
i want to buy this for a chode
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1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.
2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.
Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.
Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.
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See also: Choad, Gooch
The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.
His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.
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A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall
His chode was to small for the condem
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