A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
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when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc
DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!
euphemism for
cunnilingus
we had a killer clitoris soccer match
Like ballsy but femme and fierce
Woman 1: “I took the reins and asked him out.”
Woman 2: “Damn, you clitory, bae.”
Woman 1: “Hell yeah.”
When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
The genitals of a very angry female to male trans feminist who hasn't gotten the surgery
Person 1:Milo Stewart is such a bitch
Person 2:Yeah, I bet she has an angry clitoris.
Person 1:BET!
She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return