chronic cough

A consistently recurring cough that appears only when a person smokes the chronic, or high-quality cannabis. The chronic cough sounds terrible, but is commonplace for the smoker.

Smoker 1: "Excuse me while I light my spliff."
Smoker 2: "Can I get in on that rotation?"
Smoker 1: "Sure, have a seat and and take a toke"
Smoker 2: (Smokes, coughs loudly and noticeably)
Smoker 1: "Are you OK? You sound like you're going to cough up a lung."
Smoker 2: (between coughs) "Oh yeah man, I've had the chronic cough for years."

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bitch-cough

to suck dick and cough out the cum.

that hoe bitch-coughed all over my new shirt.

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Whooping Cough

A very bad cough and you cant stop coughing

Jake had the whooping cough (cough cough cough cough cough)

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Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

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Coochie Cough

queef.vaginal flatulence. a release of air from the vagina that usually occurs during or after sexual intercourse-sometimes while stretching, exercising etc. The sound is similar to a fart(from the anus) but it usually doesn't have a specific odor, like a fart does.

"I was totally fucking this chick and she had coochie cough!"
"I love exercising but I get nervous that I'm gonna coochie cough"

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spizz cough

spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a bitch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. A spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appetite, if the case is severe enough. To cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if that doesn't work, give up being a slut until symptoms pass. The word "spizz" combines the words "spit" and "jizz"

Yesterday in school, frank had a bad spizz cough.

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Spicy Cough

when someone coughs on you, or when you're on the phone and someone coughs down the line, and then you start coughing. And then you have terrible back and pelvic pain. day two of having spicy cough results in explosive diarrhea.

jimmy, coughing: man, spicy cough sucks.
danny: jimmy, man, you gave me spicy cough!

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