as i lay dying

Book written by William Faulkner in a term of six weeks and unedited by himself. About the passing of a mother and the moving of her body within a white trash family. Boring and repetitive.

As I Lay Dying provided me with a good nap.

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Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

The Last Of A Dying Breed

A wicked band band with some local heroes in it, from cumbria up and coming.Donated all of the money from there last gig to help cockermouth school's music department.

did you see "The Last Of A Dying Breed" last night there gonna be BIG

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as I lay dying

Boring MTV band, these guy are so mediocre. There is nothing that makes this band stand out from most of the other bands you hear on here on headbangers ball. This is just another droned band that gives metal a bad name. Metalcore is a stupid bullshit genre and should be abolished. Seems anyone who can bang a guitar and drumset these days can make a CD. This band has such boring riffs, I swear they sound like any other screamo/metalcore band out there. The vocalist can't sing and just screams incoherently too.

As I lay dying blows along with any other metalcore band. Listen to some real metal like Shadows Fall, Mastodon, Trivium or Lamb of God.

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As I Lay Dying

A mainstream hardcore band that attempts to make music, but fails horribly.

Also, a band whose songs can be learned in under five minutes without tablature.

"Dude, As I Lay Dying sucks so bad that just got done learning one of their songs in five minutes, without tabs."

"Of course you did. They suck."

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As I Lay Dying

A shit-metal band. The "vocalist" just screams for screaming sake, and can't even do that well. He sounds like some adolescent 100 lb. wuss. The "music" if you can even call it that is boring, repetetive, and sounds like every other one of these "nu metal" bands that plauge the industry with cookie cutter riffs, and scream scream scream bullshit. The future of metal is in jeopardy of being taken over by this crap.

I took a crap this morning, and it sounded like As I Lay Dying.

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As I Lay Dying

1. A band that basically sucks.

2. To Gwar(shart), Slipknot(mouth shart), and mayhem (blow asnot rocket) all at the same time.

1. "Goooooddddd how could you do this to me??"

"Wow those lyrics suck dick they must be as i lay dying

2. Dude did you see Roberts girlfriend???

I As I Lay Dying to that.

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