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The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
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A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.
Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.
Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.
Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?
Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!
When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.
I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...
1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.
"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."
A man who is unable to get a girlfriend
Pippen is a danish priest
When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.
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