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When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.
means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious
Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.
Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs
Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring
The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man
He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link
Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.
There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.
There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.
While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!
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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street
Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r
Dude 3: Amen
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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)