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A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.
Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.
When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!
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To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.
Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!
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When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.
After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.
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We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.
you hear that? it's the ding of failure!
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When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?
Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
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The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.
It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
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