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A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad
I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend
Anything that makes no logical or illogical sense what so ever.
"I don't get the whole concept of Feng Shui and all. If you ask me it's a Crackwhore Fantasy."
The depressing act of fantasizing about what you would have done differently if you knew what you know now.
"I would've stopped her from going out for a jog that day if I knew she'd get hit by a jumbo jet, she'd still be alive and so would the passengers on flight 123 and I would become a total hero and not have to keep working this stupid job"
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."
Similarly to sexual fantasies, a musical fantasy is when one imagines themselves playing music in amazing situations (such as your own epic saxophone solo, perfect harmony, or an awesome cover of that one song).
I had a musical fantasy about my own band last night, but I know it'll never happen because I'm too shy.
One who keep dreaming and fictitious about the impossible future events thereby salivating as a result of enthusiasm.
Peter is a Fantasy Slobber and he keeps wetting his tees 24/7. Never invite a fantasy asshole for parties.
The act of slitting one's wrists before masturbating. The person then tries to orgasm before death.
I'm want to commit suicide, but I'm soo horny! I know! I'LL HAVE MY FINAL FANTASY!!
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Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
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