Color Guard

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.

Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard

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Ruin guard

An ancient ruin machine from the game Genshin impact, this is not much of a problem until it spins. Then run.

Player: Hey, whats that thing sitting down? Imma get a closer loo-
Ruin guard: Stands up and fires missiles
Player: HUISHIDJ RUN

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sexurity guard

A stripper that is dressed up like a security guard at the club.

At the strip club
"Man look at the sexurity guard"

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Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

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Mate Guard

An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.

Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.

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Noob Guard

Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy

I got this blue noob guard so that high cunt won't crack my joint

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cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

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