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The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
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"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter
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A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.
My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.
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CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON
Person 1: have you watched corpse husband
Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~
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When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )