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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008


I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by July 29, 2024


I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024

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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020


i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 8, 2023


Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by February 4, 2022


I Need A Lover

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of, ah-

Hey hit the highway!

Well I've been walking the streets in the evenin'
Racin' through the human jungle at night
I'm so confused, my mind is indifferent
Hey - I'm so weak, won't somebody shut off that light?

Electricity runs through the video
And I watch it from this hole I call home
And all them stonies are dancin' to the radio
And I got the world callin' me up free tonight on the phone

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl who'll thrill me and then go away
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

Well I'm not wiped out by this poolroom life I'm livin'
I'm gonna quit this job, and go to school, and head back home
(head back home)
Now I'm not asking to be loved or be forgiven
Hey - I just can't face shakin' in this bedroom
One more night alone

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

You betcha'

by Death Menace May 25, 2023