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A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.
That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.
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When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!
when shocked by precence of lasagna
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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........
Zoe Lasagna is my queen
This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.
"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...
"BiTcH LaSaGnA"
1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush
2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!
When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.
Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”