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A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.
That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.
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Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........
Zoe Lasagna is my queen
when shocked by precence of lasagna
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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.
Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?
My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight