stone the crow

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

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The Black Crowes

A most incredible rock/blues/boogie band that came out in the early '90's (first cd- 1990). Singer that is absolutely amazing... who happens to be big brother to the guitarist. Switched line ups 3 times.

Vocals- Chris Robinson
Guitar- Rich Robinson
Guitar- Marc Ford
Bass- Johnny Colt
Drums- Steve Gorman
Piano- Eddie Harsch

Pretty sure that's still the lineup.. I'm positive about Chris, Rich, and Eddie..

On tour now with Tom Petty.. GO SEE IT! It's amazinggg. Chris's voice.. INCREDIBLE.

The Black Crowes absolutely rule my entire life.

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Crow's toes

A thing of exceptional quality. The best. Similar to the dog's bollocks but a much more pleasant mental image.

Shuddit mofos! My hoes are the crow's toes!

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crow-ass

The posture assumed while walking with a raw, sore ass as a result of going several days without bathing.

"Man, by the end of that camping trip I had a major case of crow-ass!"

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Old Crow

An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a hot or humid day.

While extremely harsh on the throat, Old Crow has a complex flavor. Old Crow is the original sour mash whisky, meaning leftover mash from the last distillation is used in the next, ensuring the conformity of the whisky.

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counting crows

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

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jeezum crow

a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.

An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.

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