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When you think you might be pregnant
Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant
When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.
"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."
When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.
"I want some pregnant pleasure!"
A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.
Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!
When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
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The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.
Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."
Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."
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