An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring
You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
When one gets carried away or out of control
“The catnip has made the cat rantness”
At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.
Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.
When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.
I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.