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Miss California 2009.
A woman who claims that she is a good Christian by standing up to the devil by saying she didn't believe in gay marrige at the Miss America pagent.
Christians: Carrie Prejean is a good example to follow! She stood up for her beliefs and stood up for God even though she would lose the crown and get harrassed by liberals everywhere!
Me: I don't normally see good Christians prancing around a stage wearing a skimpy bikini with breast implants in a beauty pagent where the physical body is idolized in front of millions of people. I am also pretty sure that most good Christians don't pose for semi-nude photos, then act all shocked when they are leaked to the press. I smell hypocrisy.
Christian: But she stood up for whats right!
Me: But does she have the right state of mind? Has she really been living her life the way the bible would want her to live? Would you want YOUR daughter showing off her body like that and posing for semi-nude photod?
Christian: Thats different! The point is she stood up for whats right!
*actual conversation between me and this Christian kid at school*
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Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.
Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!
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sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm
Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}
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everyone is in a full agreement to smoke with out everyone knowing
we all got up to smoke the vibe carries
-gavin stewart
To 'Carry the G' is to be a hardcore Cheesehead or Green Bay Packers fan.
Person 1: What NFL team is your favourite?
Person 2: I carry the G. Go Pack go
When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.
I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.