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Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.
Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!
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The "corporate dollar" stands for today's way of putting fast profit over quality and sustainability. If it doesn't pay out today, it'll be gone before tomorrow.
"I can't believe they cancelled Firefly. Don't they understand that it takes time to build up a franchise?"
"Yeah, it's all about fast and cheap. Blame the corporate dollar."
"Shareholders just care about the money in their pockets... everyone just cares about the money in their pockets!"
"Starship's We Built This City is considered the horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar.”
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Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!
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Water - H20
See also Council Pop
"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."
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The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!
a person who gives their best in the corporate world while putting themself first and showing up as their authentic self, all while serving looks.
“bitches might be afraid to leave an abusive corporate job but i’m not one of them bitches, i’m a corporate baddie. i rule this industry.”
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