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Lane is the one shy kid with some frends who is secretly a weeaboo but wont talk about it.
Person: I saw *blank* drawing some anime fag shit.
Me: Yea, is his name Lane?
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A street filled with many cultures. Known to be a sanctuary for Asian families and hiding them from the Chinese government. Also a safe zone for homosexuals
TV Announcer: Crossbow Lane is home to every single race of people!!!!
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The coolest block in Levittown, members of this block are very close and gather numerous times throughout the year. The 2 most famous times are of course the block party and the festival of lights. This is, of course when the adults gather around outside around a fire pit and put up each others holidays lights. They go house to house dragging the fire and drinking extreme amounts of booze. The children follow and help the adults untangle the lights while they continue to booze. Many times this ends up in falling off ladders, sliding down roofs and very very crooked lights that stay up until new years. The block party has similar events regarding the alcohol involved. There is always a dunk tank, slip and slide, cotton candy and other various events involved. There are many kids that run around on this block and make this residence the place to be. At sundown there is one event that is never forgot and that is the beer pong game between the north and south sides of the block. Even the children who are too young to drink take part in rooting for their side of the block. So far, about 5 years running south side has prevailed but north side is sure to remind them how they frequently pass out drunk. Afterwards the fire pit is once again brought out into the middle of the street followed by those who have not passed out in their bath tubs yet.
There is also weekly card games held in garages where it gets highly competitive.
This block has the best rep in Levittown and according to the elementary school is asked the most if there are any available houses for sale.
-Hey did you see the comet lane crew outside again?
- no, but i heard one of the guys slide down the roof. HA
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By law the Passing Lane or Left Lane is...wait for it....for PASSING ONLY! There are signs that state this, there are questions on the drivers test everyone took about it, but some people do not care. They see it as a way to "pass their time" instead of passing cars. They merge onto the highway at a reduced speed to completely f*ck up the flow of traffic and then make a non interrupted cut from the on ramp straight to the Passing lane. At this time, they set their cruise to 5 miles under the speed limit and pass their time preparing a hot plate meal of spaghetti o's that they can enjoy during their 3 hour occupation of the lane. They are oblivious due to their joy of eating their spaghetti o's to the 1000's of cars backed up behind them. They ignore the "LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING ONLY" signs as they drive along in their brain dead bliss listening to their self help 8 track tapes.
Hey Steve, I am bored. Let's grab a can of spaghettios and hit the highway. We can listen to Tony Robbins 8 tracks in the passing lane while leading a group of pissed off people down the highway at a parade like speed.
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The worst most shitty bowling alley you’ll find in all of ohio.
Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.
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Some skinny next breed mongrel chink, half white, half yellow like an egg who has convinced himself he is of afro-caribbean descendant. Loves testosterone, working out, rooms full of sweety topless men, baby oil, protein and bare mirrors. Into convincing young-things hes the next JIN.
that guys a proper Nomis Lane
that Nomis Lane has been working on your 15 year old sister
that guy smells like Nomis Lane
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Word Play on the Lane Bryant brand, a clothing store for big girls--hence the mean spirited and completely hilarious "giant."
Sara: I just love Old Navy. Check out these Daisy Dukes, how cute!
Bertha: None of this crap fits me, let's go to Lane Giant so I can buy a sheet to wear to the wedding and then we can go to Cinnabon.
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