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2 Bros that chuck discs all over God's green earth
The Swirly boys went to the course to chuck discs around
The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.
Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…
A Super Chocolate Swirly is a super cruel thing that jocks will do to humiliate an unlucky nerd. Unlike a normal chocolate swirly, a super chocolate swirly has much more shit in the toilet. Usually, to make it a super chocolate swirly, up to 3-4 people have to use it, and the shit has to start filling up the toilet. Once that is finished, the jocks will take some poor nerd, and shove their head right into the toilet, smearing their face in shit. The jock will usually shove their head in the shit for several minutes, before deciding to flush the toilet. The jocks can also add more ways to humiliate the nerd and make it more disgusting by:
Peeing in the toilet
Forcing the nerd to eat the shit
Recording it
Using the toilet while the nerds head is in it
Getting random passer byers to use the toilet and not flush
Giving the nerd a wedgie during it
Locking the nerd somewhere in some way where they can't leave and can't wash their face off for a while
Jock 1: Bro! That loser Tim didn't do my math homework, now I have detention!
Jock 2: Bro, that sucks! We should get back at Tim! How about a Super Chocolate Swirly?
Jock 1: Great idea, bro! I'll get the football team to all shit in one toilet, then we'll get Tim and humiliate him!
Later
Tim: H-Hey! Where you guys taking me- oh god! NOOO!
When someone sticks their finger up your butt and swirls it around.
That swirlie you gave me last night made my eyes roll back
An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies
"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."
A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.