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A term used to describe Irish-American men hailing from the Boston metropolitan area. These men are usually tall, slim and carrot toppers. They often hold business-related jobs in advertising, marketing or human resources. Their favorite hobbies include drinking scotch, smoking large cigars, reading the Wall Street Journal and watching children's movies on their velour couches. Above all, they take pride in their ties to the motherland; Ireland.
My father is such an Irish weasel, he's out on the patio with the Wall Street Journal smoking a cigar right now.
A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.
Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.
A Irish Gill is generally defined as girl of Celtic decent named Gill or Gillian, they have several defining features. They like to keep their ears pussy bald so guys can admire it easily. They also have in all documented cases to date a large pussy with might beefy outer lips. They have a tendency to pussy fart a lot while getting some major D! Most specimens will also have large nipples and good chunky arses built for riding.
John ‘did you hear that noise what was that, it sounded like a moose farting in the fog?’
James ‘ah that’s Irish Gill getting fucked by Richard, her pussy must be loose as fuck by now, hope you where not planning on sleeping there’s a good chance it’ll be puffing away all night, we’ll likely get called in as satisfying an Irish Gill can be a 2 to 3 man job’
Red hair. Especially when referring to a beautiful redhaired female.
I usually don't care much for redheads. But she's so hot, I've just got to have some of that Irish Gold!
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1. An American whose ethnicity is partly or fully Irish
2. A person with both Irish and American citizenship
3. Everybody come March 17th
1. I was born in Boston, but my folks come from Dublin, making me an Irish-American.
2. I was born in Limerick, but moved to New York when I was 17, and became a citizen of America, making me an Irish-American,
3. It's St. Patrick's Day, making me an Irish-American
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Irish Coffee (For One)
Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass
Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).
Irish Coffee is not for kids.
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The act of completely losing your mind for a period of time, releasing Irish fury upon those around you.
Stage 1: Incident
Something happens to create an uncomfortable situation. This includes rude comments/suggestions and physical actions.
Stage 2: Reaction
You respond, at first non-violent. This may be just a puzzled look, or perhaps you ask, "Excuse me?" in order to clarify that the comment/action was directed at you.
Stage 3: Interpretation
You process the situation. If the comment/action is interpreted as being irritating/threatening to you, then you first feel a drain of emotion. Then anger starts bubbling in slowly. Your eyes go a little numb, your hands start to tingle, chills rise up your back and you start to tremble. Your jaw usually locks up and the muscles tighten as fury starts setting in.
Stage 4: Snap
This is the stage when you basically lose all control of all of your actions/words. You verbally/physically assault any and all offending members and anyone who gets in the way. Anger takes over you completely, controlling everything.
Stage 5: Hiatus
When one goes Irish, it can end in many ways. Perhaps you pass out. Maybe you just calm down. Anyway, the rage ends… eventually.
The side effects of going Irish include but are not limited to: high blood pressure, uncontrollable movement, damaged relationships, black eyes, problems with the law, broken chairs, lose of feeling and sore fists.
Robert: Hey Steve! God, what happened to your face?!
Steve: I told James that his mother was an English whore. It made him frickin' go Irish on me.
Robert: Oh, well that's your fault then.
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