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Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.
“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”
“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”
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It's when a guy has a curved dick.
Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.
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An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)
related to orangina
he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto
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Synonym for "Steal"
But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.
Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!
Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!
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When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.
Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!
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Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.
I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.
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Masturbating right after eating cheetos without washing your hands
Did he really just go to the bathroom and cheeto-bust?
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