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to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically
1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.
2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
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Mr.Tallie said Alicia can't follow directions. Following Directions mean doing whats right.
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the boy band that ruined my life
fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*
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A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.
Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.
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One direction are made up of 5 people:
Henry, Zack, Lee, Lewis and Neil.
They are all 100% straight,
They formed on nickelodeon and if you watched them on nick, well done, you've been there since the start,
Lee loves spoons,
Henry hates cats,
Lewis hates carrots,
Zack lacks self esteem,
Neil hates Lee and also hates potatoes,
they are all 100% serious,
Henry is canadian,
Lee is polish,
Zack is Mexican,
Lewis is ethiopian,
Neil is austrailian,
Neil is really ugly,
Lewis is also kinda ugly,
in fact the only one anyone likes is Henry,
Their full names are:
Henry Edmund Sile,
Lewis Waldo Thompson,
Lee John Pan,
Neil Jim Horse,
Zack Jam Milk,
We shout things like:
Hello, how are you?
Yes! Jane exclaimed,
And last of all
Their fans are called directionators
Girl 1: OMG did you see one direction on nick last night? I am a true directionator
Girl 2: Yeah I did OMG right? Directionators ftw!
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One Direction is the most awesome band of our generation. this band is made up of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik.
obioulsy when god created them he added too much hotness cause they are untouchable!!!
Sammy: Oh My God did you hear One Directions new song?
Bree: Yes! Gotta Be you is just the best!!!
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one direction is a UK based pop group who think they are a band, it consists of 5 members Harry, Louis , Zayn , Niall and some guy that looks like Harry. Also their fans hate presenter caroline flack because she has seen Harry's vagina
Fan Girl- One Direction are sooooo cool
Normal Person - Fuck off
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