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Failure to Bonch

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.

Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.

by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016


cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

by The Whole Cactus February 22, 2023


Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

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failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster July 11, 2008

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ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.

you hear that? it's the ding of failure!

by charlenex March 24, 2008

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Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.

by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010

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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

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