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Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.
"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"
#10: That one time Peter got fucked
Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”
When you are gangtar and you famely guy!!!
Shoutout to cooper2723 🦅
I'm a family guy gangster lois heheheheeh
When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"
When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up
Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk
The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values...
On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's our Family Guy!
person a: "Hey do you wanna watch the simpsons?"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
