foam ladders

foam ladders is something you scream out when you are stoned out of your mind, other words that my and my fellow siblings came up with when we were jimmied are, Cushy Muffins, Fwench Fwies! and Purple Lobsters

carlos is sitting on his computer
matt is stoned
tim turns around and screams FOAM LADDERS!
everyone falls on the floor laughing because tim is a genius

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mammary foam pillow

Boobs so comfy you can use them as pillows

I like to lay against my GF and use her chest as my own personal mammary foam pillows

Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

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banana foam

Slang for alchohal. The first letter of the particular type of Banana foam is added to the front instead of b if some one is really that stupid. Example: Vodka= Vanana foam.

I think she drank to much Banana foam...

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The way of the Da Foam

What everybody should strive to be in life. This term is used when you need to be a cool person who isn’t a looser or a dweeb or dingus.

Man that Thomas guy is really good at practicing the way of the Da Foam! He’s really not a looser

Foaming Ape Rape

Having sex with your best friend of the same sex on accident (after a long night of partying n such)

DUDE i did NOT have foaming ape rape with you last night man, that was Sheila.... But tell me, was it good?

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Redneck Foam Pit

A pile of leaves used as a foam pit.

Cletus: Hey Jimbob are you gonna try that jump on your tricycle?

Jimbob: Not unless I get meself one of them redneck foam pits.

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