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1.Another way of telling your friends you love them without using the word love.
2.If you know someone who loves bread.
3.If you love bread so much you use bread words when you talk.
J: Luff you sounds like loaf
K: Loaf you!
J: I loaf bread
K: I loaf you like bread
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to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
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An ancient measure used in Europe to sell imported brown sugar similarly shaped as bread loafs.
The famed mountain in Rio de Janeiro city, Brazil received this name from early explorers as having the same shape as sugar loafs.
Dutchmen sold sugar as a sugar loaf.
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Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
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The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....
I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....
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When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips
"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."
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Its when a girl has saggy vagina lips and teabags a guy with said lips
"Watch out for that girl man, she will muffin loaf you."
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