A person who is terrible at everything he does, a total noob. He trys to play vollyball but gets cut every year, because all the coachs think he is a total noob. He thinks hes good a COD, but hes the kinda kid thats you hope is on the other team so you can get some easy kills. The only thing hes good at is being a noob. He smells of noob, it probably the noob spice perfume he wears
Good kid- Dude the "dontkillme456" on our team is such a Matthew
Good kid2-I know, i hope hes on the other team next game
Can you smell that?
Ya it smells like a Matthew
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MASSIVE PENIS GUY ITS 9INCHES OMG
i had sex with a matthew last night
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Matthew is a very loud, outgoing ,asshole. IF you donβt know him, once you get to know him heβs very sweet kind and different. When you get to know Matthew itβs a guarantee youβll fall in love with him he is funny, athletic, kind, loyal, and one of a kind. If oh have a Matthew donβt let him go because youβll be missing out.
I love the real Matthew,my Matthew.
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1. A sexy guy with a buddha belly and small dick.
2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time.
3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)
Matthew, you deffiantly know what to do!
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Has shekels 4 days and all of the achievements on HuniePop
P1: Hey did you see that guy?
P2: Yeah he's totally a Matthew
Matthew: *Rubbing shekels furiously*
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these man have taste for gyal wid no back
You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.
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a little gay boy who is a bitch and has a 20 feet dick that grows 2 feet a year.Likes a girl named Adriel White and a girl named Lily Milstead
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