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the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.
*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--
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The nuclear industries (aka nuclear fascists) policy of donating massive amounts of money to insure that all levels of Government support Nuclear Energy to protect their market share despite it's enormous environmental RISK of yet another Fukushima, instead of supporting less expensive, NON RISKY Eco Friendly Solar energy.
Despite the public demanding decommissioning of their old leaking reactor, replacing it with lower cost, safer solar energy, the nuclear fix was in and the Politicians all voted for upgrading the old problematic nuclear reactor while also extending its license 20 years!
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When a group outlandishly robbed something, then whine as if they are being mistreated when others try to interject them from bringing the stolen good home.
The republican party invoked the nuclear option to confirm gorsuch to the supreme court, dude who should have never been there
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The "reason" Bush gave us for going to war.
The one thing we ahve yet to find in Iraq.
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A secret level of ninja that is rarely talked about, because no one knows who they are. Along with having superior ninja skills, they are skilled in the ways of "secrecy", and do not let others hear of their glorious ninjatastic ways. The creator of this special league of ninjas is said to be so great, his supreme awesomeness cannot be expressed in words. Not even the nuclear ninjas have seen him.
Guy: Dude! My algebra teacher is a total douche. I tried to get him fired, but it didn't work!
Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.
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The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.
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Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.
friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed