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Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging