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When a man has sex with a woman who is pregnant with a girl and succeeds in gaining entry into both the woman's and her baby's vagina.
Mitch: "dude, tell me you got double penetration on your wife last night!"
Alex: "You know it man, consider my daughter's v card STOLEN!"
Mitch: "fo shoooooooooooooooo!"
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when a woman rubs her arm all up in you nut sack and penis area
guy:did u just see that
guy2:no
guy:she totally just pocket penetrator me
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When a child's mother is white and the father isn't, the child was concieved through ethnic penetration.
"Is that baby black?" "No, that baby came about from ethnic penetration. His daddy's black and his mama's white."
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An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
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In the context of gay sex when three men are fucking one dude simultaneously. It can be arranged in a variety of ways. For example, one dick in the ass, and two in the mouth. Or maybe all three in the ass (good luck with that). Possibly two in the ass and one in the mouth. However, I’d like to see a quadruple penetration where all dicks are in the asshole cumming at the same time! Now that’s a show!
The straight frat boys were still talking about the gay triple penetration they experienced while drunk last week.
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Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.
Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
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within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"
the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices
if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up
It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)
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