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When you smell a vagina from a distance you shouldn't.
Wow, her pooty tink.
A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes
That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!
Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.
Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?
Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!
Jake: That's cold.
A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
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