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(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.
Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up
The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.
Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.
"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary
In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.
A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.
That jenny is a real salami pantry
Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.
There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)
When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.
Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.
vagina; a womans private part.
Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.
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