someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"
"dude that's such massive salami"
"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary
In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.
When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.
Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!
A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.
Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami
Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.
There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)
vagina; a womans private part.
Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.
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