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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018


salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith June 30, 2011


Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.

Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

by YesPapa47 July 31, 2021


Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017


salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.

Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.

by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022


sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016


Salami wallet

vagina; a womans private part.

Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.

by Anna916 February 5, 2008

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