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Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.
You can just roger screw it on
Something that is completely messed up.
Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.
When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”
Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”
Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”
Me: “What is a screw mate?”
Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”
Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
a word meaning your doing something that your going to regret
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a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice
Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice
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