The most crazy soviet raid team
Run! ITS THE SIBERIAN HUSTLERS!
For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.
"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"
After receiving fellatio, you ejaculate into the female's mouth and then proceed to perform the Heimlich maneuver on her.
This sprays semen into the air, resembling a snowblower.
"Tom, I really don't appreciate you giving Karen the Siberian Snowblower last night during dinner".
The vagina and anus of a Russian woman. Very useful for pouring vodka into.
I gently poured my vodka in to my wife's Siberian holes.
The act of a person shoving a hot wheels track into your partners button and then running a hot wheels car down it.
I'm gonna Siberian Highway Reyna tonight.
A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.
I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.