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a shitty school was just abraham guest then abrahamguest academy now DEAN TRUST WIGAN it is apsalutly shit known for fights and behavior
"oh did you go abraham guest academy it was crap wernt it lol"
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no longer aga, is now dtw. best school in the wigan area, recommended by parents and students alike and the man tarun kapur myself.
dtw (abraham guest academy) is the best school in wigan, 5/5.
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Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.
After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."
For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.
Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)
Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.
Notable alumni -
Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins
Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing
Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV
Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers
Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?
Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?
Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?
Student 2: No shit sherlock.
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Abraham's 3-Headed Snake: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. It's the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of Abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.
Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Jew: No, my religion is the right religion, because Moses, who looks like Charlton Heston, said so.
Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.
Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!
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abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
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