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A fake nation invented by the brits to cover up the mass murder (genocide) of millions of criminals. They made us think that Australia was where the criminals went but they actually went to the bottom of the ocean, They are trying to convince us that they are not cold blooded killers. but now you know the truth. Spread the truth to your friends and family, they definitely wont think you are insane.
Australia is so fucking fake!!!
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not in europe
Person 1: isn't australia in europe
Australian: that's austria, you dumbo
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Australia is a place where every single person is bloody sunburnt and there are more bogans than you can poke a stick at. Lots of venemous snakes and spiders, koalas are the spawn of satan, kangaroos with beat the shit out of you, emus are scary, and cassowaries will fuckin kill you so you better fuckin run cunt.
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)
Australia: a country full of stupid people
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"
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A place that doesn’t exist. It covers up one of the biggest genocides in human history
:Dave’s from Australia
:No he’s no he’s an actor or a fake person from an island near we’re australia should be but isnts
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A country full load Insular racists who suffer from the delusion that 'oz' is a 'fair dinkum' place to live. Well known for cheating at cricket, treating the indigenous people disgracefully, accepting immigrants and then also treating them disgracefully, claiming other peoples cultural and artistic acheivements as their own and archaic sounding expressions like 'sheila' and 'cobber'. They possess a unique sense of humour that involves putting down and ridiculing other people, usually non Aussies. Well known for loving a 'barbie, a beer and a punch up'. As for the woman......don't even go there. To use the Australian vernacular, most of the ocker sheilas are as mad as a cut snake, always coming the raw prawn and never giving a bloke a fair crack of the whip.
Australia is a country that thinks it's great but isn't.
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I am tired of you fools thinking that Australia is a real place. It isn't. Understand? Australia does not exist. Australia is full of actors hired by the nasa.
"My dad went to Australia 27 years ago and never came back..."
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