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A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
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Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.
You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.
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The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.
Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.
Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!
Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!
When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.
"Hey you look like a fucking idiot. Where are you going like that?"
"Oh Im part of Santa con"
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A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!
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