Douchebag

Any male who defined "Love" on Urbandictionry

Go outside, douchebags

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douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

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Douchebag

A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time."

Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

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douchebag

Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag!

or

Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

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Douchebag

If you are reading this you are a DOUCHEBAG

(Your Name) is a douchebag.

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douchebag

1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

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Douchebag

Criss Angel.

Criss Angel is a douchebag.

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