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The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.
"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"
Dream's sisters, Drista, used a fork as a weapon to stab Dream's fucking eyes out
"Oh, did you see? Drista's fork was used to attack Dream!"
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the reason why North Dakota is the #1 binge drinking state. home of the University of North Dakota & one of the greatest college hockey teams ever, the Fighting Sioux. mainly known for being a shithole of a town that knows how to party. also where terrorists are born..at the aviation school there
"Where is UND at?"
"Grand Forks"
"Where the fuck is that?"
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“Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy”
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noun:
A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
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the act of stabbing another person for stealing things. Then lying saying it was an accident.
Man: I didnt mean to bitterly fork him
Man 2 : you stabbed him twice
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The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.
Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen